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Secret Formula for Toxic Waste Hazardously Sour Candy Stolen!
Puckerville – Toxic News has learned of a break-in at Professor Rheinhold Sauernoggin’s home. Investigative Reporter Lacy Chemicals is on the scene with the Professor. This is the report she filed moments after the discovery of the break-in and subsequent theft:
Professor Sauernoggin Speaks to
Puckerville – Toxic News has been following the
odd stories relating to the eccentric scientist, Professor Rheinhold Sauernoggin.
Our own investigative reporter, Lacy Chemicals was finally granted an interview
with the Professor. Her hard-hitting questions...
Missing Professor Found Alive!
Puckerville – In an update to our recent breaking news report, Toxic News
has continued its own investigation into the disappearance of the eccentric scientist,
Professor Rheinhold Sauernoggin. Neighbors have reported seeing the Professor in
recent days and say his return is simple bizarre.
Professor Saurnoggin Missing!
Puckerville – Toxic News has just learned that the not-so-esteemed
scientist, Professor Rheinhold Sauernoggin has disappeared. Neighbors report that
the odd and reclusive scientist left his dark, dingy home early yesterday morning
but hasn’t been seen since.
Police are trying to track the Professors whereabouts but are finding little success
because no one in Puckerville knows where the professors lab is located. In fact,
no one knows what the Professor does while he is in his lab. READ THIS!